Often referred to by fans as the Magic Jam Lady, the Rotund Woman is a short, plump woman who made the Magic Jam, which she describes thusly: "Spreads like a dream and tastes like a blot of heaven." The jams were stolen, though she is not interested in their return - instead she advises potential finders to sell the jams as they are valuable.

She once ate a monkey and isn't proud of it. The monkey's name was Chewbonky Kong and belonged to another townsperson.

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